Charlie Reese is a former columnist of the Orlando Sentinel Newspaper.
What you do with this article now that you have read it......... Its up to you.
This might be funny if it weren't so darned true. Be sure to read all the way to the end:
Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table, At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule
Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts Anyway! Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink,
Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries Tax his tears.
Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass. Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers; Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's
good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in
Which he's laid... Put the se words Upon his tomb, Taxes drove me to my doom...' When
he's gone, Do not relax,
Its time to apply The inheritance tax.. Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Sales Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service FeeTax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usa! ge Surch arge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Nonrecurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? Not one of these taxes existed 100 years
ago, & our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had
absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the
world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What in the hell
happened? Can you spell 'politicians? Can you spell NAFTA? and other
so called free trade agreements ? I hope this goes around THE USA at
least 100 times!!! YOU can help it
get there!!! GO AHEAD - - - BE AN AMERICAN!!!
What you do with this article now that you have read it......... Its up to you.
This might be funny if it weren't so darned true. Be sure to read all the way to the end:
Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table, At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule
Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts Anyway! Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink,
Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries Tax his tears.
Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass. Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers; Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's
good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in
Which he's laid... Put the se words Upon his tomb, Taxes drove me to my doom...' When
he's gone, Do not relax,
Its time to apply The inheritance tax.. Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Sales Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service FeeTax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usa! ge Surch arge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Nonrecurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? Not one of these taxes existed 100 years
ago, & our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had
absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the
world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What in the hell
happened? Can you spell 'politicians? Can you spell NAFTA? and other
so called free trade agreements ? I hope this goes around THE USA at
least 100 times!!! YOU can help it
get there!!! GO AHEAD - - - BE AN AMERICAN!!!
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